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Soldiers Surprising Their Loved Ones´╗┐


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May 24, 2010 8:20 PM by Discussion: Community

 

I Hope this gives everyone a good Smile.....

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May 11, 2010 8:16 PM by Discussion: Fences

I am running Fences Pro V 1.00.  System is Win 7 32 bit.

I downloaded and installed the latest version (3.44) of Sysmetrix.  As soon as I run the program, both of my fences become inaccessible.  I try double clicking, but nothing happens.  They do not become visible at all.  I right clicked and hit refresh and they appeared for a few seconds then all the icons disappeared and left empty fences.  At that point double clicking did not restore the icons nor made the fences disappear.

As soon as I shut down Sysmetrix, Fences works again.

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May 11, 2010 8:16 PM by Discussion: Fences

I am running Fences Pro V 1.00.  System is Win 7 32 bit.

I downloaded and installed the latest version (3.44) of Sysmetrix.  As soon as I run the program, both of my fences become inaccessible.  I try double clicking, but nothing happens.  They do not become visible at all.  I right clicked and hit refresh and they appeared for a few seconds then all the icons disappeared and left empty fences.  At that point double clicking did not restore the icons nor made the fences disappear.

As soon as I shut down Sysmetrix, Fences works again.

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April Fools: Math Class Shadow

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BREAKING NEWS: From Washington DC

Dateline: Today
 

Today, President Barak Obama, in celebration of his Obamacare victory, has announced his new stimulus package in wake of the hugely successful ‘Cash For Clunkers’ program.

Starting today, the new program ‘Economic Relief For The Elderly’, will enhance the lives of the entire population.  Each family will receive $ 10,000 for every elderly family member that they recycle.  Details of drop off locations will be announced in the coming days.  The program will be available to all families, citizens and illegals alike.
  ** Certain restrictions do apply. **

President Obama said, “This incentive is to help our country with the burdening costs of Health Care.  By deporting our elderly population to various struggling countries, we can help those  countries by adding to their populations.  This will replace millions of people who have left those countries to become our illegal aliens or who have lost their lives as terrorist attackers.”

Congress overwhelmingly showed support for the President’s announcement with a majority vote for the Bill.

 

 

 

 

 

 


** The President and members of Congress are exempt from being recycled by their family members.

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Do You Believe in Second Chances?


Read The Caption on the first photo then look at the second photo

Highway 59 (i.e., State Route 59) near Hurricane City, Utah

Look at the picture above and you can see where this driver broke through the guardrail, on the right side of the culvert, where the people are standing on the road, pointing. The pick-up was traveling about 75 mph from right to left when it crashed through the guardrail.  It flipped end-over-end, bounced off and  across the culvert outlet and landed right side up on the left side of the culvert, facing the opposite direction from which the driver was traveling.  The 22-year-old driver and his 18-year-old passenger were unhurt except for minor cuts and bruises.

 
Now look at the second picture below...










If this guy didn't believe in GOD before, do you suppose he believes now?

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Mar 20, 2010 2:47 PM by Discussion: Community

Happy Spring (Vernal) Equinox to one and all.

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Mar 15, 2010 6:36 PM by Discussion: Community

Keep Your Fork

There was a young woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So as she was getting her things 'in order,' she contacted her Pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes.

She told him the songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in.

Everything was in order and the Pastor was going to leave when the young woman suddenly remembered something very important to her.

'There's one more thing,' she said excitedly.

'What's that?' came the Pastor's reply.

'This is very important,' the young woman continued. 'I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand.'

The Pastor stood looking at the young woman, not knowing quite what to say.

That surprises you, doesn't it?' the young woman asked.

'Well, to be honest, I'm puzzled by the request,' said the Pastor.

The young woman explained. 'My grandmother once told me this story, and from that time on I have always tried to pass along its message to those I love and those who are in need of encouragement. In all my years of attending socials and dinners, I always remember that when the dishes of the main course were being cleared, someone would inevitably lean over and say, 'Keep your fork.' It was my favorite part because I knew that something better was coming... like velvety chocolate cake or deep-dish apple pie. Something wonderful, and with substance!'

So, I just want people to see me there in that casket with a fork in my hand and I want them to wonder 'What's with the fork?' Then I want you to tell them: 'Keep your fork ..the best is yet to come'

The Pastor's eyes welled up with tears of joy as he hugged the young woman good-bye. He knew this would be one of the last times he would see her before her death. But he also knew that the young woman had a better grasp of heaven than he did. She had a better grasp of what heaven would be like than many people twice her age, with twice as much experience and knowledge. She KNEW that something better was coming.

At the funeral people were walking by the young woman's casket and they saw the cloak she was wearing and the fork placed in her right hand. Over and over, the Pastor heard the question, 'What's with the fork?' And over and over he smiled.

During his message, the Pastor told the people of the conversation he had with the young woman shortly before she died. He also told them about the fork and about what it symbolized to her. He told the people how he could not stop thinking about the fork and told them that they probably would not be able to stop thinking about it either.

He was right. So the next time you reach down for your fork let it remind you, ever so gently, that the best is yet to come. Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed. They lend an ear, they share a word of praise, and they always want to open their hearts to us.

Show your friends how much you care. Remember to always be there for them, even when you need them more. For you never know when it may be their time to 'Keep your fork.'

Cherish the time you have, and the memories you share. being friends with someone is not an opportunity but a sweet responsibility.

And keep your fork!

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